Darth Vader arrives in the Universe. Debates going another direction during the construction of his home base until a Storm Trooper calls him a pussy. Dainty Pink Daisy Star morphs into Giant Black Ball o' Death. Storm Troopers forevermore forced to wear white after Labor Day.
Embarrassed to be seen in public, Troopers take to a life of petty crime. Selling stolen Viagra on the Black Market, kicking puppies, jayhovering... Broken men with no true talent or stage presence, they quickly tax an already ailing Tatooine financial system and seemingly overnight cause their little piece of the Galaxy to be referred to as Austin, TX.
Madness ensues.
But awesomeness prevails. And in the throes of this great enlightenment, Mace Windu decides to build a giant army to wipe-out the influx of transients that have taken over the star system's public bathrooms, stellar overpasses and Solar Starbucks entryways...
And they do just that.
And so does Yoda.
And so does Han.
And so does...
Um.
Well, this guy... not so much.
The End.
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