But I don't drink enough of it. On the contrary, perhaps I do. There is water in beer and beer is in my top 4 list of favorite things.
My Favorite Things:
Polar Bears
Foreign Accents
The Smell of Gasoline
Beer
Crunchy Pickles
Being Licked by a Cow
FauxHawks
Anticipation
Slutty Halloween Costumes
Black Toenail Polish
Lara Croft
Ranch Dressing
Muscle Cars
Amusement Park Rides That Drop Straight Down
Peacocks
One day I will write a book that incorporates each and every one of those things. Until then, I will just have dreams that I'm wearing a naughty nurse outfit while on the back of a polar bear while drinking beer.
Ooooooooh yeah.
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